Daily Rantics

Health Care Passes In The House!

Rats... I really like hassling the American's with my "Oh poo, you lost the Olympic Hockey game? at least you still have your health care system? Ohhh buuurrnnuzz" bit... but now they'll have something comprible. Boo-Urns.

Jokes aside, its GREAT to hear that the US is finally coming out of the dark ages, and guess who went this way cool road before them? Canadians!

And thats because we rock.

The endz.


Ps. I'm having this werid need to end all my words with UZ or z lately. I think its something stemming from my obsession of LOL Cats. God damn internets.

David, David, David.

Something seems so lurid and disgusting to me in regards to the fact that he's parading his sexual affairs across national television. I'd hate to be his wife! I certainly hope he spoke with her BEFORE doing the show where he broke the news to his live audience about his blackmail scandal!

Again. Poor wifey. They've been together since 1980, and the guy still found the audacity to have not one, but multiple sexual relationships with his employee's over the years!

And of course, being the society we live in, his ratings are going THROUGH the roof! The Late Show has had a boom of viewers, and we're talking 4.2 million people, intrigued by the fact that this old dude cheated on his wife of almost thirty years with whom he has a five year old child!

What kind of world do I live in? Next thing you know he'll be running for presidency! Apparently banging your staff is good for your career! I think I'll keep that little tidbit of information away from my bosses mind! Sorry Girl, I don't swing that way.

http://perezhilton.com/2009-10-06-apologizing-for-being-a-pig-gets-big-ratings


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