Adventures of Kala and Terri
Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Terri and I also had a pretty good conversation on the way home about how there are three things in life that are my .... rules? or beliefs? I'm not sure how to word it. But here it goes.
1. Believe in yourself;
2. Believe in Google, its next to godliness;
3. Believe in the need to trust those around you.
1 and 3 are pretty deep, but number 2 is the only one I follow. I find it hard to believe in myself, and hard to trust everyone around me, but I believe, trust and love Google, because it has all the answers I need.
Lost? Google directions.
Bored? Google randoms.
Email? Gmail bitches.
Email? Gmail bitches.
Need a number? GOOGLE.
Got a weird growth on your toe? GOOGLE IT....then see a doctor.
Whatever the case, google never fails. If google cant find it, the thing your searching FAILED AT LIFE.
The end.
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