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    Eff You Snow

    Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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    So, it snowed last night.

    December 1, 2009, and it had to snow.  I was seriously hoping the the news was going to be correct this year, that we were having the November we should have had in October, and so forth and so on, that we would be a month behind for a while.  I am putting on my thinking cap, and wondering if I should get snow tires, so ...if it doesn't snow, me no need snow tires...lol  Plus I seriously lack the space to have them so... yeah.

    Much to my horror this morning, Adam wakes me up to say "it snowed last night!" and of course, smart ass me says "No it didn't. Stop lying to me" and turned over and passed out again, neery a thought of this so called snow.


    This is what I woke up to:

    and this is my thoughts on this lovely wake up call:













    I know you people in areas with eight feet of snow are scoffing at me, but let me tell you this: Eff snow, I hate it. In all forms, amounts and consistencies. I HATE IT. 2cm is TWO CENTIMETERS IS TWO TOO MANY. Ew. Shudder. Vomit.

    Eff you mother nature

    Thursday, November 5, 2009

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    So it snowed tonight.

    God damn snow.  I hate you so.

    I use to love the winter, it being my favourite season, along with the favourite holiday and all that jazz.  A lot has changed in the last year or so.  More so, I've hated the snow since I left Newfoundland, as I find it has no value to me if its just a health hazard rather than a fun thing to slide on, ski doo on, play in and build shit out of. 

    I also hate Christmas, as my cat likes to harass my Christmas tree, thus making it impossible for me to have one, fake or otherwise. We even tried tying the tree to the wall! I  won't be having one this year thanks.  Plus it isn't the same without family.

    Maybe when I have kids, I will like Winter again, or maybe not.  Whatever the case is, I hated to see the snow this year.  Probably because we really didn't have a sensible summer here at all.  I didn't get a burn, or even heat stroke! Like what the hell kind of summer is that? I went to the beach once.  ONCE PEOPLE. I hate weather. I didn't even go camping, my stupid basil plants wouldn't grow because there was too much water, and not enough sun. Eff you sun.

    So, I'm driving in this snow last night, to pick Adam up from work, and part of me is wishing some big tropical ....something or other would just blow the crap out of this snow and everything would go back to normal, with the nice weather, sun, sand and nice summer weather opposed to heat stroke weather.

    I didn't even get to enjoy Fall as I normally do.  It's disapearing so fast, and I feel like I won't get to enjoy it as it is disapearing before my eyes.

    Eff you fall.


    I want to move to Arizona.